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•  "Very different...entertaining and thought provoking!" ~ Spartanburg Regional Business Report
   

Teaser

  Bob Ingraham was a simple farmer.  He enjoyed his solitude.  He enjoyed his dog.  And he enjoyed riding Big Red to plow his land.  Unfortunately, the alien creature liked plowing too.

   Clytheray showed up one day big as brass and wanted to know if it was okay to turn some of Bob's soil for him, said something about regeneration or some such nonsense.

   Well, not really thinking--who could under that kind of stress -- he'd said to go for it!  Clyde screwed up its little claws and churned right into the ground like a giant gofer.  Now there's lot's of them things to deal with...

Sheriff Leroy Winston guffawed, “Now, Ingraham, you expect me to believe a ten-foot earthworm dug up your field?”  Sweat flowed from his pudgy cheeks like rain off a slicker as he made little clawing motions in the air.  “Well, it seems to be gone now.  Tell you what, if it comes back, call the animal control people.  They’ll probably want to catch it for whale bait.”  The sheriff crammed himself behind the wheel of his gunmetal patrol car and sped off, gravel and laughter slinging in all directions.

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